thepishtalgem:

So you want to summon the Ocean Man

Well, lucky for you, the collaborative efforts of my friends and I have yielded the perfect summoning ritual to bring forth Jotaro Kujo.

What You’ll Need:

• A plush dolphin
• A replica of his hat
• A picture of Kakyoin
• A starfish
• A selfie of Dio

What You Do

1. Arrange these items in your summoning circle.
2. Sit across from each other and keep your eyes on the circle.
3. Every member must chant “Ocean Man” one time for each fallen Stardust Crusader.

If performed correctly, the candles should blow out and in the darkness you will hear a “Yare yare daze.” Turn the lights on and he will take you by the hand and lead you to the land that you understand.

This has been a PSA.